Second Period fixes.

by W1ldfan on Nov 21, 2010 11:43 AM CST

Richards says, "I don't know." well I have five suggestions to get rid of the second period lag.

1 Remove first intermission taco and beer bar from locker room.

2 No more Spice Channel on locker room televisions between periods.

3 P90X Baby...Just Bring It.. (Not between Periods)

4 Stop letting Al Franken do his Stewart Smalley bit for the first intermission inspirational speech.

5 Get after their asses, damn it.

Does anybody else have any suggestions? We have to do something.

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6. Call someone a candy ass

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by danccchan on Nov 28, 2010 10:02 AM CST reply actions

7. Mandatory screenings of ‘Rudy’ after practices.

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by UMDBHIK on Nov 28, 2010 12:04 PM CST reply actions

8. Skip the second period

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by JSLandry on Nov 28, 2010 7:31 PM CST reply actions

9. Bring Brad Radke in as a motivational speaker

he was golden after the first!

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by nathaneide on Nov 29, 2010 10:19 AM CST reply actions

Awesome. And just obscure enough that many of our readers may not get it.

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by BReynolds on Nov 29, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions

10. Play Charades...

Richards can hold up a paper bag, and then he can hold up a skate. Then, they can show a clip from the bag skate in Miracle. “Any questions?”

by Krotz the Wall on Nov 29, 2010 10:31 AM CST reply actions

This doesn’t need a number.

PAIN COMPLIANCE.

You don’t want to skate in the 2nd or sometimes 3rd period? Fine. You’ll skate at practice. And you’ll skate, and you’ll skate and you’ll skate some more. You’ll skate until the coach’s whistle wears out.

by TylerDurdenUMD on Nov 29, 2010 11:12 AM CST reply actions