The 12 Days of Wild Christmas: Day Three

Everyone has this song stuck in their heads all day, right? If you don't, you will soon enough, trust me. You can't escape the season without at least one really annoying song being stuck in your head. As for the folks here at Hockey Wilderness, we decided to write our own version of a holiday classic, the Twelve Days of Christmas.

Again, we know there are people who read HW that do not celebrate Christmas. If you find a Twelve Days of Diwali song, let us know, we'll switch it up. For now, we stick with the Twelve Days of Wild Christmas, now on day three.

Enjoy!

For those who do not know the tune:

 

The video is a bit longer than others, but it is hilarious.

As for today's verse, we welcome Monica into the chorus, adding a positive spin to an otherwise snark riddled song. We think it fits well. Like a little snark-break. Grab a candy bar and beer, get a little buzz going at 11:30 in the morning, and sing along, will you?

One the third day of Wild Christmas, the Wild gave to me:

Three fightin' Finns, two periods of actual hockey, and an owner who keeps gnashing his teeth!

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