The 12 Days of Wild Christmas: Day Five
by BReynolds on Dec 18, 2010 11:16 AM CST
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We don't need no stinking rings. They're ugly anyway.
When projects such as this are taken up, it is unclear if anyone will enjoy them. We plod on, having started it, and now needing to finish it. This time around, I don't really care. I am entertaining myself. Hopefully you all are enjoying it, too, but I am, so I'm happy.
Also, hopefully none of our non- Christian, non-Christmas friends are offended by using the Twelve Days of Christmas song for this project. As we have said each day thus far, we looked for a "The Twelve Days of Festivus" but after an exhausting search, the pole fell limp.
Sad, really.
Today's verse is after the jump.
For those who forgot the tune, and haven't watched the videos for the past four days:
It turns into a commercials about half way...
And today's verse is:
On the fifth day of Wild Christmas, the Wild gave to me:
NOOOOOO STANLEY CUP RINGS! Four blind officials, three fightin' Finns, two periods of actual hockey, and an owner who keeps gnashing his teeth.
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I vote we should only report that in the rhythm of 5 golden rings. It’s a depressing fact but in that tune, it sounds better.
I like the 12 days of Christmas for the most part not because of Christmas, but because there is 12 of them
According to my friends: I talk about hockey way too much.
by Jilliette on Dec 18, 2010 11:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Bob and Doug: The two most canadian Canadians in existence
That video was for me wasn’t it Bryan? ;-)… Funny ass show.
Non-Christmas related but Canadian related: http://memegenerator.net/Stereotypical-Canadian-Moose … Good fun :-P
Stick tap to that silly American girl Shleske for that one :)
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