Why the Hell Not? Make Your Own Kovalchuk Trade

by BReynolds on Feb 3, 2010 7:32 PM CST

According to Bob McKenzie of TSN, the Thrashers want this in return for Ilya Kovalchuk

one top six forward, one top four defenceman and a prospect or high end draft pick

Just because there is no game tonight, why not have some fun. He's not coming here, but make up your own Kovalchuk for ________ trade rumor. Have fun.

-Buddha

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Mittens, Burns, & Gilles.

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by BReynolds on Feb 3, 2010 7:33 PM CST reply actions

Brett Favre.

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Feb 3, 2010 7:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

HA HA HA HA HA! I love it. +4 (get it? 4?)

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by BReynolds on Feb 3, 2010 7:47 PM CST up reply actions

Petr Kalus, Colton Gillies, Danny Irmen, a 7th round pick and a case of the runs.

by TonyO on Feb 3, 2010 7:44 PM CST reply actions

Hee hee. Which of these is the top 6 forward, and which is the top 4 D-man? ;-)

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by BReynolds on Feb 3, 2010 7:48 PM CST up reply actions

well the runs are the forward

and the D-man….is maybe Kalus? LOL

by TonyO on Feb 3, 2010 7:50 PM CST up reply actions

Maybe a case of Chlamydia would be the top 4 defense they are looking for?

by TonyO on Feb 3, 2010 7:52 PM CST up reply actions

Chlamydia? You’re twisted, man. ;-)

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by BReynolds on Feb 3, 2010 7:55 PM CST up reply actions

or add your own STD....

a Scorchin Case of Herpes would probably sound more appealing to the Thrashers.

by TonyO on Feb 3, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions

Nolen, Gillies, Zidlicky and a 4th round pick.

by TonyO on Feb 3, 2010 7:53 PM CST reply actions

This is doable.

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by BReynolds on Feb 3, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions

Talk'em into a trade for Harding

They need a goalie more than a pick. HArding, Nolan, and the runs. Or Zids.

by Newnik on Feb 3, 2010 7:58 PM CST reply actions

They are trying to trade Lehtonen right now. Going to go with their current corps. Not sure Harding fits, but hey, what the heck, right?

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by BReynolds on Feb 3, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions

UPDATE FROM BUZZ EKLUND!!!

Looking for the surprise teams….I can now confirm the Wild are NOT in on Kovalchuk. “too expensive, too many assets.”

by TonyO on Feb 3, 2010 8:17 PM CST reply actions

The New York Rangers acquire LW Ilya Kovalchuk, D Tobias Enstrom, D Zach Bogosian, and D Mark Popovic from the Atlanta Thrashers in exchange for Defensemen Michal Rozsival and Wade Redden, forwards Donald Brashear and Aaron Voros, 2010 2nd, 4th, and 7th Round Picks, 2011 1st, 3rd, and 7th Round Picks, prospects Devin DiDiomette, Michael Sauer, Derek Stephan, Corey Locke, and Jordan Owens, contract rights to Roman Psuny, $10 million in cash, and brand new Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren and BMW 7-Series, and a gift card to Armani Exchange.

You may be losing your best player, but now your doing it in style.

by danmarley21 on Feb 4, 2010 7:20 AM CST reply actions

Holy shat, son. Wouldn’t be easier to just mve the front office staff? ;-)

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by BReynolds on Feb 4, 2010 9:10 AM CST up reply actions

I SAY GIVE THEM MIETTENEN, JOHNSSON, SHEPPARD AND GILLIES.

by eweller3488 on Feb 4, 2010 9:37 AM CST reply actions

Keep Kovy and trade Waddell for a used bag of pucks because that’s all he’s worth. Actually if another team would take Waddell and we could keep Kovy I’ll donate them my tv and what ever is currently in my bank account.

by dagoose103 on Feb 4, 2010 9:59 AM CST reply actions