Wilderness Walk for 3-31-2010
How's everyone today? Super excited for the pivotal match-up between the Wild and Hawks tonight? I mean, do you realize that if the Wild win this game, they could, just maybe, get a participation ribbon? Yeah, one of those green or purple ribbons they give kids that tried really hard so they don't cry. They could earn one of those.
Don't pretend you aren't excited for that.
Game Day Stories:
Ebbett, Stoner, Harding might need surgery as Wild's injury ranks swell | StarTribune.com - Before everyone gets all worked up about this, remember something. This is how real teams behave when they realize they are out of the play offs. Shut down the guys who need to be, get them their surgeries, and get them ready for next season.
Lack of a big-time scorer contributed to Minnesota Wild's decline - TwinCities.com - Brothers continues his series entitled "Things my two-year-old already knew." Also, is he suggesting that Eric Belanger and Kim Johnsson were the "big-time scorer" the Wild were suddenly missing? I mean, 28 points from your second line center is pretty good. You know, if you are the Alabama-Huntsville Chargers and not an NHL hockey team. Dear Pioneer Press, I work cheap.
Game Day Enemy Perspective:
Chicago Blackhawks - chicagotribune.com - Local coverage of the #2 team in the West.
Second City Hockey - SBN Coverage of the Hawks. I say this a lot, but good people.
KiPA's Korner:
Hitting The Post: Tuesday's trip around the league - KiPA continues to ridicule us, I mean, inform us with the goings on around the league.
Off the Trail:
Parody Will Be Made: NHL playoff ads inspire Web sensation - Puck Daddy - NHL Blog - Yahoo! Sports
- Awesome post over at Puck Daddy about the fun NHL fans are having with the "History Will be Made" commercials. My suggestions for the Wild versions:
"What if Gaborik wasn't a sissy?"
"What if Lemaire knew what offense was?"
"What if He Who Shall No Longer be Named could still be named?"
"What if Gaby showed up in the playoffs?"
Got one? Or six? Put them in the comments. Otherwise, enjoy the game.
-Buddha
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Rule #17: You may not impersonate representatives of Hockey Wilderness and handout NHL themed wrist bands.
That ribbon
is far too nice for this season. It should be a ribbon for something else, with hockey tape covering the old lettering and ‘Participation’ written in marker.
by Krotz the Wall on Mar 31, 2010 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
From Russo:
Brent Burns not at the morning skate; his wife, Susan, gave birth to their first child this morning – a girl.
Congrats, Burnsy!
Rule #17: You may not impersonate representatives of Hockey Wilderness and handout NHL themed wrist bands.
Yes the Wild are the worst team in the NHL , we deserve , better, blah, blah…..
Maybe Wild fans should quit whining like babies about their team, its gets old really fast.
Define Irony:
Givinchy whining about wild fans whining about their team!
by Chris Winner on Mar 31, 2010 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Was some one whining? Please point out where some one was whining.
Rule #17: You may not impersonate representatives of Hockey Wilderness and handout NHL themed wrist bands.
I didn’t think anyone was, but i decided to direct my comment at the irony route
by Chris Winner on Mar 31, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
What if Giguere didn’t duck?
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 31, 2010 11:24 AM CDT reply actions
Congrats to Burnsie!
What if Crosby didn’t whine so much? What if OV weren’t a hitman? What if everyone stopped caring about what Don Cherry has to say? What if everyone stopped caring what Sidney Crosby’s doing every second on the day?
What if everyone stopped caring about what Don Cherry has to say? What if everyone stopped caring what Sidney Crosby’s doing every second on the day?
But I don’t want the CBC to disappear completely, they do a fantastic job with coverage.
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Mar 31, 2010 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Go Wild!!
A win for the Wild tonight would make my birthday that much better!
by Call of the Wild on Mar 31, 2010 11:43 AM CDT reply actions
Happy Birthday! :)
Hope Lats gets a hat trick for your birthday! (and for his 28th,29th and 30th goals)
Is your name going to be up on the scoreboard at some point this evening?
I’ll clap at the appropriate time if it will be.
Don’t know if it will or not since I won’t be at the game tonight, but will watch for sure!
by Call of the Wild on Mar 31, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I said at the start of the year to expect about a .500 season. This was just such a shift in personality for this team that we couldn’t expect miracles this season. Which is fine, for now.
As long as injuries are none—minimal, I’m really excited to see what Lats can do for us in a full season.
by TylerDurdenUMD on Mar 31, 2010 12:49 PM CDT reply actions
You guys might as well quit now....
“What if Green/Gorg lost the ability to speak?”
Game.Set.Match.
It feels really wrong to be taking the convertible to the rink
This must be what it’s like to be a fan for the southern teams
Are you watching the same commercials?
“What if Mario wasn’t so super?”
“What if Wayne wasn’t so great?”
So it should be opposites..
“What if Gaborik wasn’t an offseason powerhouse?”
“What if video review wasn’t so perfect?”
“What if Phoenix didn’t market the hell out of their team?”
“What if Nabokov wasn’t so invincible?”
“What if video review
You've got it wrong
The point is Mario Lemieux was super, Super Mario, And Gretzky was the great one. Gabby’s NOT a post-season powerhouse, and so on and so forth
I hated taking logic
but this is the “If not P, then not Q” example
“History will be made” is the outcome, and a missing requirement for achieving that is listed in the commercials questions.
“What if Mario wasn’t so super?”
If Mario wasn’t super, then history would not be made.
“What if Gaborik wasn’t a sissy?”
If Gaborik wasn’t a sissy, then history would not be made. (doesn’t work)
what if
Sb nation bought atticusz season tickets as a gift for his sons baby shower ;)

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