Ever wonder what Santa would look like if he crashed over the Pacific? Here you go.
You're still around, huh? That either means that the Wild still have you convinced the regression isn't coming, or you have a twisted sense of humor. Either is acceptable. So far, we have taken a couple pot shots at the inside jokes running through the Wild fan base. Today, we take a CSI: Miami level plot twist and go positive. Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hopefully no one has been overly offended by the use of the Christmas song, since we searched high and low for a Fesitvus song, but we were unable to find one. Should you wish to air your grievances anyway, feel free in the comment section.
While we have you here, have you donated to Toys For Tots, yet? If not you should. The holiday season is all about kids, not we bitter, sarcastic adults with little need for the joy and happiness that the season brings. We have better things to worry about, such as our car payments.
Still... watch the video below and tell me you aren't willing to help.
I already donated, and I might donate again after that.
Make the jump for today's verse. Donate. Please.
For those who don't know the tune, you asked for it...
And today's verse for you to, without reservation, sing aloud at your desk:
On the third day of Wild Christmas, the Wild gave to me...
Three outstanding goalies, Two passive forecheckers, and a regression back to the mean.