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Role Playing: You're Mikko Koivu

Continuing our adventure through fantasy land, you have now been removed from the body of Mike Yeo, and zapped into being Mikko Koivu. You are the Kaptain, the leader in the room and on the ice. Players on your team are refusing to talk to the media. Heck, you yourself aren't pleased about needing to do so. Players on your team aren't buying in like they once were. Your coach is angry, your team is spiraling out of control.

To top it off, everything the organization has done is centered around you. Big contract, big responsibilities, big trades to bring in guys to play with you. Factions of fans are calling for the C to be ripped off your chest, and were doing so even when your team was winning. No one has answers, yet everyone expects them from you.

You've been the GM, and you've been the coach. Now you have even less control over the team make up, but you have the X factor. You're now their leader in battle. You have to find a way to get this turned around. What do you do? What do you say?

You're the Kaptain. Prove it.

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He needs to start being a little less selfish with the puck

You have a wicked shot KAPN, USE IT! I understand you wanting to make the guys around you better, but you need to get some goals, the other will follow.

Also, get pissed. We like that.

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by JSLandry on Jan 13, 2012 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

He's one of those players...

who play MUCH better when pissed off. I was one of those. I’m a nice guy, but if I’m playing (for me it was soccer) and some guy pissed me off it was like “alright douche, no matter what I am out playing YOU”. Then I would turn into a stud. I think we need to start Koivu off against the other teams agitator. Then hopefully it will get the “pissed” Mikko out sooner.

by eamon17 on Jan 13, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

he needs to absolutely destroy Oshie the first time he sees him on the ice on Saturday to set the tone for the team. Then he needs to score 3 goals.

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by Chris Winner on Jan 13, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

We dance our way out

"Believe in the system. For it shall bring light when there is dark, food when there is hunger, and shots when there are passes. This is the divine process." Yeo 4:18

by NorthernStar on Jan 13, 2012 3:03 PM CST reply actions  

Hahahha excellent

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by JSLandry on Jan 13, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

HAHA… That’s phenomenal!

by eamon17 on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

hahahahah best animated Gif ever!

For a VERY short second I found myself thinking..

WHAT?? We traded KAPT to San Jose TOO?!?!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo.

./back to reality.

by jonogo on Jan 13, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

excuse me...

shit! I meant to have a.gif for this but I can’t find it..
but here’s Dave Bolland vs Hamhuis…. Got Dis?

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by mightymike D on Jan 13, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

“fans are calling for the C to be ripped off your chest”
You did just make this up to add drama to your article right?

by HonorableH on Jan 13, 2012 3:16 PM CST reply actions  

Nope

People seriously say that. Really.

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by JSLandry on Jan 13, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

First I’d realize that I’m in the absolute physical prime of my career. Then i’d start watching tape of Yzerman/Toews/Messier and realize that teammates don’t respond to mercurial, moody leaders, so i’d change my style.

Then i’d implore the Clutterbuck/K Bro/Setos of the team to step up into a leadership roll too.

Then i’d pat myself on the back for my wicked backhand s/o move that no one can stop even though they know its coming.

Then i’d kick Miettenen out of my house and tell him that all little birds someday must fly on their own.

by Pewterschmidt on Jan 13, 2012 3:25 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

If Mittens is living with Koivu, that’s a long commute to Winnipeg.

by Jonsey on Jan 13, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions  

what would Joe do?

“Kill everybody, then smoke a bunch of cigarettes.”

Shoot more, pass less. Guys should be setting him up as opposed to the other way around. Mikko often passes when he should be shooting. This includes being more aggressive. Take the puck to the net strong.

Cursing in Finnish at your teammates should help. Be more vocal. A leader can lead many different ways, but at some point you can’t act like the “C” on your chest stands for “cool” and stay quiet while the troops start a mutiny.

Also tell your teammates the coach’s system works. Seems like when they were winning it was because of the system. Then you had some injuries and guys started doing their own thing again and guess what? Now the losses are starting to stack up. He has to get the guys to believe in the system and let it start working again.

by darksaga on Jan 13, 2012 3:57 PM CST reply actions  

Vocalize

Koivu is a “quiet leader” meaning he generally has is actions speak louder than his words. Unfortunately, a quiet leader works well for a group of savvy veteran mucks and guys who have been around the game once or twice.

A group of young guys like the Wild need a more vocal leader. Someone who isn’t afraid to be profane in the locker room during the opening swearamonies. But more than just being loud, he needs to be able to mentor and guide the young’ns. A team full of youth needs a Captain who they want to succeed for and don’t want to fail.

Goalies rule!

by Arnie on Jan 14, 2012 12:07 AM CST reply actions  

I'm a sharks fan and I have no idea about anything

But I agree with this.

“HOW MUCH LONGER MUST I PUT UP WITH THIS STUPID ****ING INCOMPETENCE?!!”

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 14, 2012 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

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