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2012 Mock Draft Fan Contest: Chris Roberts!

Let me just start this out by thanking the kind, kind Hockey Wilderness folks for this opportunity to prove why I would make the best GM ever. You guys will see, I'm super good at guessing at players trade values and blind stabs at mock draftery. Heck I'm already overqualified to take Scott Howson's job since I started looking at Pronman's stuff like a whole two weeks ago. Call me, Columbus!

1 EDM: Nail Yakupov

2 CBJ: Grigorenko

3 FLA No wait not this year! MTL: Forsberg

4 NYI: Murray (hey time for a defenseman, right?)

5 TOR: Galchenyuk (What would be more fitting than the Leafs picking a risky player?)

6 ANA: Reinhart

7 MIN: Rielly

8 CAR: Dumba

9 WPG: Gaunce

10 TBL: Trouba (rhymes with tuba)

11 WSH: Collberg

12 BUF: Teravainen (If his name is pronounced the way I think it is, he'll reign terror-avainen! Actually no, he's a bust)

13 DAL: Alberg (I hope you fall to #23)

14 CGY: Ceci

15 OTT: Faska

16 WSH: Maatta (GMGM likes the little dots above the As in his name)

17 SJS: Kerdiles (haha like crockerdilles right?)

18 CHI: Girgensens

19 TBL(how many stupid 1sts do you jerks have?): Subban

20 PHI: Lindholm

21 BUF: Wilson

22 PIT: Finn

23 FLA(WOOO!!!): Frk

24 BOS: Laughton

25 STL: Koekkoek (Best name in the draft)

26 VAN: Pouliot

27 PHX: Thrower (How much cooler would the Coyotes be with a guy named Thrower? A lot)

28 NYR: Samuelsson (At this point Samuelsson and Rangers is just word association)

29 NJD: Slepyshev

30 CBJ: Bystrom

Awesome.

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