Here are some words. On a page. With other words after them. You like them in a certain order, and so we put them in that order. Others don't like them in that particular order and get angry. They usually live in Edmonton.
Here are some links to make it stop.
Spurgeon, Dumba solid; Gilbert tweaks groin; Wild roster decisions Thursday | StarTribune.com - First game isn't even in the books and the injuries start.
Gilbert's injury leaves Kampfer, Dumba in Wild's picture | StarTribune.com - Like sands through the hour glass...
High Energy on Both Sides of the Boards - Good times. Not going to lie, I felt the urge to mock you all a little. I didn't, but I wanted to.
Parise, Suter to make Wild debuts Saturday | DL-Online | Detroit Lakes, Minnesota - Saturday? As in... the first game? Breaking news.
Wild's other guys are pretty good, too - Other guys. I love it.
Wild's Cullen feels sense of urgency to start fast in a shortened season | INFORUM | Fargo, ND - This may be the first time Cullen & fast were used in the same sentence.
Wild Head Into Intra-Squad Scrimmage | - Good times.
Wild ticket and merchandise sales soaring | StarTribune.com - I'M NEVER WATCHING AN NHL GAME AGAIN!!!! gimme that parise sweater in red and green, please...
The Team of 18,001: NHL 2013 Preview: Minnesota Wild - It's a preview.
Minnesota Wild Opening Night Lineup Projections - Forward Edition - There will be 12 of them. Count it.
Tending the Fields
Yeo: Wild prospects 'knocking on the door' - Cue the Clapton.
Off the Trail
So Who Is Cam Barker? - Nucks Misconduct - I helped out with some insight on Cam. Enjoy.
Scott Gomez, Wade Redden ready for buyouts as NHL alters rules for their benefit | Puck Daddy - Yahoo! Sports - Before you ask... the Wild have 50 contracts. Shut it.
Brent Burns' Head Shot for NHL.com - So, Brent Burns, like any other player, had his picture taken for stock NHL photogr... OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!?
Edina Realty - Someone buy me this. Thanks.
Sex Club at University of Toronto - Has anyone seen my passport?