Valentine's Day Donation Game to Benefit Defending the Blue Line

Yep. Bobby Valentine. Because... why not? - Elsa

Join Hockey Wilderness in making donations to a great cause based on innuendo.

What better way to celebrate a completely made up holiday than to completely make up a reason to give money to a good cause, and use a little innuendo to do it?

For tonight's game, I am pledging to donate to Defending the Blue Line in the following amounts:

  • $2 for every holding penalty
  • $2 for every hooking penalty
  • $2 for every holding the stick penalty
  • $2 for every diving penalty
  • $2 for every spearing penalty
  • $2 for every too many men on the ice penalty
  • $2 for every butt-ending penalty
  • $2 for evey biting penalty
  • $5 for any contact to the head penalty
  • $20 for any illegal equipment penalty
  • $20 for any unsustained request for measurement penalty
  • $20 for any refusing to surrender stick for measurement penalty
The minimum donation made will be $20. There will be no set maximum. If the game is a gong show, and there are 50 hooking calls, so be it. The only question left to answer is...

Who's with me? Will you take the pledge to donate to DTBL for innuendo laced NHL penalties?
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Hockey Wilderness

You must be a member of Hockey Wilderness to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Hockey Wilderness. You should read them.

Join Hockey Wilderness

You must be a member of Hockey Wilderness to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Hockey Wilderness. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9355_tracker