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Haiku Contest for DTBL Game Tickets

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Your friendly neighborhood retired King is back, but only for a moment. We have a proposition for you.

Nathan has kindly purchased 10 tickets to the Defending the Blue Line NHL Players Game this Saturday and would like to give them away to people who really want to go. So, here's how this is going to go down. You must comment on this post, about any topic, but the comment must be in haiku form.

If you do not know what a haiku is, please find the nearest teacher and inform them as to the level of your idiocy.

Five winners will be chosen on Wednesday, July 31st. You have three days to write the greatest haiku the world have ever seen. Or, you know, to write a haiku about dirty underwear, the way llamas make you laugh, or whatever disgusting filth you have rattling around in your brain.

Tickets will be awarded in pairs, so that you don't have to go and be lonely at the game.

Ready? Go.

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