After reading all kinds of comments on here about Semyon Varlamov's violet temper when it comes to his 'alleged' domestic abuse against his wife, I got to thinking. And what did I think of:
Slapshot! Of course!
I can picture Cooke doing the Reg Dunlop, skating behind the goal line, back and forth alongside the Avalanche net:
"Hey Varlamov! Varlamov! You beat up your wife!
The charges were dropped, but you did it, she told me. I know! I know!
You're a wife beater, wife beater, WIFE BEATER!!
And true to the script, Varlamov drops his stick, throws his mask aside, and goes after Cooke. Empty netter by the scoring machine Brodziak, Wild up 1-0.
Then Cooke can go "Dr. Hook" Tim McCracken on the Ave's Nathan MacKinnon, and that should set 'Roy not Wah' on a mission to rearrange the glass in the Pepsi Center...and it's a Wild Win!!
Dump the Ave's!!!