Posts containing 99.9% snark and sarcasm. These should, in no way, be taken seriously.

The Early, Early, Early Awards and Power Rankings


Taking a (silly) look at the (much too early) Power Rankings and Award favorites.

Minnesota Wild Solutions: More Minnesotans


Hockey Wilderness [pretends to] talk with GM Chuck Fletcher about how to fix the team's problems.

Introducing the Whalers Meter


What would happen if the Oilers don't get their way in Edmonton? Who knows, but we're making an exception to our rule that we don't like to see teams move.

Zach Parise Files: Joey Lagano Wins Pocono 400


Does this weekend's Pocono 400 change Zach Parise's thinking on July 1st?

Zach Parise Files: I'll Have Another Withdraws from Belmont Stakes


What does I'll Have Another withdrawing from the Belmont Stakes mean for Zach Parise

Wild Math and Zach Parise


Doing the math that brings Zach Parise to Minnesota.

Helping the Offense: Sign Nordy


The options are few. We turn inward to find the help the Wild need.

Wild Coach Mike Yeo: Goals Are Real


Are goals real? Can they be tracked and captured?

Hockey Wilderness Mail Bag: New Form Letter from NHL Regarding Supplemental Discipline


Thought we would pass along the latest email we just received from the Department of Player Safety at NHL HQ. As Mr. Shanahan states, we hope this helps to ease your concerns and allows you to move...

Hockey Wilderness Rumor Generator 2000: Free Agency Edition


Enjoy some fake rumors about topics we completely made up.


2011 NHL Trade Deadline: Hockey Wilderness Rumor Generator 2000


So many rumors... so much made up garbage. Want to give me a dollar now?

Hockey Wilderness Rumor Generator 2000: Saving the World


The latest output from the HWRG2000. This time, we may have saved the world.

Hockey Wilderness Rumor Generator 2000: The Second Act


Having secured the HWRG2000 from BizNasty, it is now burgled by someone with ties to the Denver Post. Can we muddle through?

Hockey Wilderness Rumor Generator 2000: Maiden Voyage


Generating rumors with "fact" based observations.

Hockey Wilderness Super Double Secret Rumor Generator


Introducing the newest piece of heavy equipment here at Hockey Wilderness. A beautiful new rumor generator. Just add insane ramblings!

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