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The Twelve Days of Wild Christmas: Day 4

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This guy here. Two minutes for playing hockey.
This guy here. Two minutes for playing hockey.

Sorry to throw this post up after such an angry rant, but alas, we must continue the work we started. We also must show the OMHA that their stupidity will not stand in the way of our own stupidity. Am I right?

Since you are all well lubricated with your beverage of choice, we will continue. It is 11AM, I assume everyone is drunk, right? I mean, it's noon somewhere. Remember, we mean no offense by using the Christmas tune. We know for a fact that not everyone who reads Hockey Wilderness is a Christmas fan, including the author of this post. However, I looked, and I cannot find a "Twelve days of Bohdi Day" or we would have used that. There isn't, trust me.

As we continue this song, you have to ask yourself... can he continue to find winter holidays to use?

For those that forget the tune:

this is the original version, mostly, but still... darn funnny.


And finally, our verse for the fourth day:

On the fourth day of Wild Christmas, the Wild gave to me:

Four blind officials, three fightin' Finns, two periods of actual hockey, and an owner who keeps gnashing his teeth!