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Remember the good old Chuck Norris jokes? Well, today is Greg Zanon's turn. Zanonisms have taken twitter by storm, and we are going to start a thread for your entries as well.

Enjoy.

The Wild had a contest, giving away Wild tickets. Winner of this contest gets a sweet NHL wrist band (if Nathan has any left). We don't have much of a budget around here. The Wild's winners are founnd on the View From the Lighthouse Blog:

Even our very own SpaethCo made the finals!


@AndrewHermes
Greg Zanon doesn't use razors to shave his head, he uses the skates of vanquished opponents

@Antsman41
 Greg Zanon made Gretzky retire from coaching by just looking at "The Great One.

@apticknor
Even Hockey Hair is scared of Greg Zanon

  @cchaffee84
Greg Zanon was what Willis was talking about

@hobey_baker
Greg Zanon easily finds Carmen Sandiego, and blocks her shots!

@ismellfish
greg zanon doesn't need a Zamboni, he uses his wet beard

@joelemperes
Zanon isn't growing a beard. Apparently when throwing your body in front of and blocking several 90mph pucks, your face sweats hair.

@michael__m
D-man Greg Zanon can make a turkey sub in exactly 5 seconds and still have time to hip check you into the boards

@paulteufer
Greg Zanon's aura is so strong that he can get an assist without setting foot in the building

@PeterJasonMN
Greg Zanon had a deep thought once. Its result was the tilting of the Earth on its axis.

@rstal90
There is no 'ctrl' button on greg zanon's computer because Greg Zanon is always in control!

@Salivalclown
Once, Greg Zanon took a Burnsie slapshot off the shinguard in practice, the ricochet made the tower of Pisa lean.

@SpaethCo
The Matrix movies were based on the real events of Zanon's life

@tkarsjens
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Greg Zanon.
   
@wildpattypie
Greg Zanon doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
 
@zachtolle
greg zanon built the hospital he was born in.

AND YOUR WINNER:

@JustinCaseUCare
If Greg Zanon tells Owen Nolan to smile, he smiles

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