Valentine's Day Donation Game to Benefit Defending the Blue Line

What better way to celebrate a completely made up holiday than to completely make up a reason to give money to a good cause, and use a little innuendo to do it?

For tonight's game, I am pledging to donate to Defending the Blue Line in the following amounts:

• $2 for every holding penalty
• $2 for every hooking penalty
• $2 for every holding the stick penalty
• $2 for every diving penalty
• $2 for every spearing penalty
• $2 for every too many men on the ice penalty
• $2 for every butt-ending penalty
• $2 for evey biting penalty
• $5 for any contact to the head penalty
• $20 for any illegal equipment penalty
• $20 for any unsustained request for measurement penalty
• $20 for any refusing to surrender stick for measurement penalty