Wilderness Walks

Wilderness Walk: Dumpster fire edition

By The Noogie@The_Noogie Feb 5, 2016, 8:00am CST

Dubnyk fishing all the pucks out of his goal.

I really don't feel like writing anything for this. It's depressing, it's disturbing, and how this team just continues to unravel at the seams doesn't inspire me to write anything about them right now. Fortunately, we live in a world with twitter. So, take it away twitter!

the #mnwild need to make some tough decisions about this team. is barely making the playoffs good enough? Status quo ain't working.
— Tom Pekarek (@tompekarek) February 5, 2016

Welcome to #loservilleUSA, #mnwild can't find a win, #Gophers basketball is stuck in purgatory, it's just terrible to be a mn sports fan
— Adam Jewett-Perrizo (@Chewy92) February 5, 2016

What a gutless puke. No one wants to play for this clown anymore. #FireYeo #mnwild https://t.co/iBrYRToRge
— Matt Hilker (@mthilker) February 5, 2016

In 2016:#Vikings 1-1#Twolves 3-15#mnwild 3-12#Gophers hoops - 0-10

Total: 7-38#Loserville
— Joey Fine (@joebfine) February 5, 2016

Mike Yeo seems like the guy who always says "next round is on me boys" and is always in the bathroom when it's time to order. #mnwild
— Cosmo (@cosmo334) February 5, 2016

I wish I could say I was surprised the #mnwild lost... again... it's becoming a way of life I think...
— Taylor Ann (@taylorannkurth1) February 5, 2016

Tonight's game was karma for the @mnwild account tweeting approximately 1,000 times today with the same stupid Gossip Girl theme. #mnwild
— Christian Pilhofer (@cpilhofer) February 5, 2016

I guess on the bright side we won't lose to the Blackhawks for the 4th year in a row in the playoffs #mnwild
— Matt Schittone (@TulowitzToQuit) February 5, 2016

Only five #MNWild forwards recorded a shot on goal tonight -- Coyle, Zucker, Carter, Pominville, and Haula.
— Chad Graff (@ChadGraff) February 5, 2016

@neg_dave You think he would have learned his lesson in Pittsburgh about not wearing those glasses. #mnwild #fireyeo pic.twitter.com/Cnh9CpY0uw
— Coach_Kreese (@CoachKreeseWild) February 5, 2016

Stick a fork in this team. They're done. #mnwild
— Christian Pilhofer (@cpilhofer) February 5, 2016

Sigh... #mnwild , keeping the MN sports tradition consistent. pic.twitter.com/PSJgnuhiDB
— John Anderson (@Jaz1069) February 5, 2016

If Yeo is employed next week I will cancel my season tickets #mnwild
— Good Guy Goose (@MapleJordan43) February 5, 2016

I've won several Stanley Cups in @EASPORTSNHL video games as a GM/coach. I would like to volunteer to take over for the #mnwild please.
— Ben Enke (@Enke_33) February 5, 2016

maybe it's time we stop thinking the #mnwild is a talented team that just gets unlucky? Let's find a new explanation.
— Zach Schneider (@zschneiderNNC) February 5, 2016

Here, neighbors. It might help. #mnwild pic.twitter.com/4A7xUokcsU
— Rand Vee (@randallevee) February 5, 2016

#MNWild =
— Travis Bjostad (@Trav192148) February 5, 2016

Wild news

Minnesota Wild at New York Rangers
Derick Brassard set up the tying goal and scored the game-winner early in the third period as the New York Rangers rallied from a two-goal deficit to beat the struggling Minnesota Wild 4-2 on Thursday night.

Postgame: Nobody has answers as Wild's losses continue to mount - StarTribune.com
I've got the answer. Play 60 minutes of hockey. Pretty simple.

Minnesota Wild are fragile, afraid and falling fast in West | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports
Shhhhhhhh! You might hurt their feelings!

Wild’s brutal play continues with loss to Rangers – Twin Cities
Brutal you say? Hadn't noticed.

After blowing lead, Suter admits Wild are a ‘fragile team’ – ProHockeyTalk
Fragile? They are a shattered mess on the floor.

Wild To Launch Stadium Series Flag Relay - Minnesota Wild - News
Oh boy .... a flag....

Wild's free fall continues after two-goal lead dissolves vs. Rangers - StarTribune.com
Free fallin' now we're, free fallin....