Wilderness Walk: Dread Edition

Somehow the Wild managed to get even sadder than they were before, which is almost impressive. I have nothing constructive to say.

Wild News

Don't do this. You'll only be unhappy.

Wild's Parise still not a sure thing for playoff opener - StarTribune.com This is fine.

Wild’s Zach Parise could miss start of playoffs – Twin Cities I'm fine.

Wild's series with high-scoring Dallas looks like mismatch - StarTribune.com I'm going to be fine.

Wild focusing on defense against high-powered Dallas – Twin Cities I believe that we're all going to be fine.

1st-round preview: Stars look to continue domination over Wild | theScore.com Everything is going to be fine.

Off the Trail

5 best flows of the NHL season | theScore.com Granlund doesn't even get an honorable mention, so he should really stop trying and get a haircut. The Wild would get at least five percent less sad if Mikael Granlund fixed his hair, and that would be a pretty significant improvement right now.

Pavel Datsyuk says he will leave the Red Wings after playoffs This is a really well done piece.

Bryan Murray says 'it was the right time' to leave Ottawa GM job | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports

NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2016 schedule, TV listings | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports