Wilderness Walk: Over Edition

My girlfriend said I couldn't just post a quote from the book I'm reading, and I can't make myself put together words about the Wild without adding in aliens or unicorns or other trappings to make it all even more unreal. So just, so long and thanks for all the fish. Stay beautiful. It's nice to be alive. Etc, etc.

Wild News

Wild's Devan Dubnyk undone by unlucky bounces in series Also his hand was broken or something. Whatever, it's cool.

Torchetti hoping for chance to continue what he started - StarTribune.com No.

Wild hold moment of silence for Prince | theScore.com This was cool. Can "Let's Go Crazy" just be the goal song from now on? It's so much better.

Off the Trail

John Tavares, the new King of New York hockey | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports This was supposed to be my HAPPY first round series, this is terrible.

Refs ignore tripping call on Islanders’ tying goal, outrage ensues (Video) | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports Sigh.

Tarasenko vs. Hitchcock friction in spotlight ahead of Game 7 | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports PLEASE BLUES. PLEASE. I HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

Capitals finally eliminate Flyers; will meet Penguins in Round 2 | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports I am hardcore all in for the Caps now.