Last day of summer! Hockey is almost getting interesting again, although mostly we are still in the part of summer where I spent part of my afternoon in a group text wondering why Rasmus Ristolainen has a Twins hat? (Theory: he's sitting next to Erik Haula, whose hat it is, even though it's sitting on Ristolainen other side.)
ANYWAY. That was fun. Or at least it was more fun than a lot of summer hockey discussions. Who doesn't love a good hat mystery?
Off the Trail
Report: Toronto mayor knew Stamkos wasn't signing with Leafs | theScore.com Canada is so [battery emojis].
Team USA hopes World Cup will provide Sochi redemption | theScore.com Click through for sad Zach Parise quotes!
Norway, Germany, Slovenia lock up final 2018 Olympic hockey spots Actual legitimate news about the future!